This is my life. It can be odd. But I like it.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Cigar Tips?

I enjoy the occasional cigar. I used to enjoy quite a regular cigar, but now it's just occasional.

Cigars are an interesting thing. I do not smoke those cheap store bought cigars because I am a cigar snob. I also think that if you are going to smoke one, you'd better smoke a real one because then you are really smoking a cigar and not just a bunch of old, smelly tobacco. It's kind of like drinking wine - you don't just drink Boone's, you get the good stuff because then you can sit there and really enjoy wine the way it was always supposed to be.

I attribute much of the closesness of myself and my brothers to cigars. You are forced to sit down with each other for at least an hour! Haha...

Okay... side note worthy of mention....

Someone just called about this man that we are aquainted with. He was homeless and lived in his car. He came to church every now and then and was a decent man. He had recently moved to Vancouver along with this family he was very close with. This family didn't have much money either, but they always looked out for this guy and they helped each other out for the longest time.

So the other day this man get's a phone call of sorts.... telling him that he had won a certain settlement that he didn't know about (I don't really understand that fully). He was also told that this settlement is for $4 million!

He has now bought some land on Vancouver island and called up this family that helped him out all the time... and is building them a house. He'll buy some lawn equipment and start up a little business. He has said that all he ever wanted to do was have a family and own a home. He's now on his way. He decided that this little business will help keep him busy. How cool is that?

End of side note.

Now back to the entry I was doing. I was about to tell you that I have been having some difficulty lately in smoking these cigars. I don't know what is wrong. People point and laugh at me. Some people shake their head and just walk away. I'm really confused and troubled by this so I took a picture of myself smoking a nice cigar. Take a look at the picture and maybe you can help me out. Please leave a comment, I know this is a safe place.





5 Comments:

Blogger Erin said...

Though this technique is quite popular for attracting the ladies, it is not so effective in actually enjoying a good cigar. Place unlit end between lips (found south of nostril) and begin by inhaling. From there, only you can figure out how to not hack out your lungs.

9:54 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i took that picture...wierd that you don't have a girl friend...

1:04 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, get that massive booger out of your nose before you start smoking! Betcha you could smoke that booger! Mmmmmm smoke the booger.

3:01 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Were you a coke head in a past life?

3:01 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't I take a drag of that stogie just after this photo was taken?!

3:03 PM

 

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