Breaking News

Let us list the news and proclamations of today:

#1. TRISHA COME TO CANADA!!! COME COME COME COME!!!!! CANADA CANADA TRISHA TRISHA COME!!

#2. Katieann has asked me to dispense the news because her sub-par diaryland account will no longer work. The news is this: Katieann has a boyfriend. His name is Joshua Browning. I'm sure if she was writing there would be much more details, but since I am male a name is all you get.

#3. I'm off to St. Paul, Alberta this afternoon for a weekend of ministry fun. Pray for me as I am slightly ill in my chest (and head, but that's just normal) and last night at our little prayer time didn't help one bit. I had to drug myself in order not to hyperventalate in my coughing fits. The blue pill aided in a good sleep.

#4. Trisha...... come to Canada. It's worth it.